A brunette goes into a doctor office
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger, presses on her…
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A new patient was quite upset
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want the doctor to look…
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A mother comes home from work
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the…
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A guy takes his girlfriend
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, Drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother.” The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call…
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A blonde and a brunette in a car
There’s a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette…
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Three doctors are out geese hunting
Three doctors are out geese hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. “I better conduct an MRI first to determine if those were…
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A guy call in to his Boss
A guy call in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I have anal glaucoma. Boss:…
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A boy asked his teacher
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the teacher said “No, we’re doing the alphabet” 5 Minutes later he asked again and the…
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During a bank robbery
During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, “Did you see my face?” The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He…
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Two women are discussing life
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that she misses make love…
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A man drinks a shot of whiskey
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water…
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A husband and wife decide on a code
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having make love to escape the attention of their son. According to the code language, the wife…
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A young man and woman got married
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the…
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A man and a woman are sleeping
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to…
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A doctor says to them
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits…
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A police officer stop a car
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and…
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Why are you so happy
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for…
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Outdoors Man
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7…