A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial…
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A newlywed couple go to change
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My…
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A woman walks into the City Centralist office
A woman walks into the City Centralist office, trailed by 15 kids .. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all mine,” the flustered mother …
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The teacher asked all the students
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After checking Little Johnny’s essay…
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The doctor slipped and cut off one of the man
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the ball with on onion….
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A bus driver was plying his regular driving
A bus driver was plying his regular driving route when an old lady got on the bus and sat behind the driver, For every ten minutes into the ride, She…
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A man and a woman were having drinks
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about who was better in…
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A judge was interviewing a woman
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in…
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Two blonde girls walk into a department store
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,…
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Two friends went to interview
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The second friend gave him…
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Four married guys went fishing
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to…
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Russ and Fred two friends met in the park
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t show up. Fred didn’t…
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A crusty old man walks into a bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a account here.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that…
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A leading professor giving a lecture
A leading professor of make love behavior is giving a lecture to his students, Explaining that people’s overall disposition is directly related to the number of times they have make…
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The teacher asked Johnny
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to go home and find…
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The doctor and his wife were playing golf
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen…
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A little boy first day in school
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each of the students and…
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She asked him to join her for a drink
While enjoying a drink at the bar a guy decided to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone. To his surprise, she asked him to join her…