Joke of the day

Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an…

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time…

A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the…

A 8-year-old Little Johnny knocks on the door of a night house. The Madam opens door, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?” The Johnny says, “I…

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.”…

One evening, the 72-year-old men Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks, “Ven do you suppose dose girls are gonna make…

An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of make love drive. “Have you tried pills?”…

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His wife…

Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her private part. He asks her what is it and she embarrassed reply. “It’s my black sponge honey.”…

Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, “Dad, what’s love juice” Dad looks horrified…

A husband and wife are eating at restaurant for their 20th anniversary. A gorgeous waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink. “Oh my god, you are…

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to…

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to…

A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained….

A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you…

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She…

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a corset and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached…