Joke of the day

If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets furious and asks him…

An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather was surprised that she…

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment….

Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. “i found a phone in the…

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty,…

Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having lovemaking so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just…

Johnny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had love with a…

A guy goes on to a ship to sail and work but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captain Guy: capt. capt.! theirs no women…

The teacher asks her class. “What is love?” Little Johnny stands up says, “love is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s…

A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late. The…

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of pills, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something like that?” The man…

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is bang?” The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a…

Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of Heaven,…

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the…

A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!” Surprised and flattered,…

Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In that time I have…

A young couple with a box of rubber pack proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six rubber remaining in the…

A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me….