Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your private part touch your bum?” Johnny replied…
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A young woman was taking golf lessons
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she…
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He went to a bar and asked this one guy
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I…
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A blonde woman is walking down the street
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks…
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A old lady comes to the dentist
A 91-year-old lady comes to the dentist’s office in North Dakota. She claimed it was an emergency, so the young doctor working in the clinic prepared himself for the worst….
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Two hot young ladies are talking
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You know what Mujo, I…
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for…
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A kid walks into a class
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.” Then another…
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The wife is just falling off to sleep
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have. The husband says, “No chance love, They’re too expensive!” Later on…
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A mother took 6-year-old son to beach
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a open beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger melons than…
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One evening a husband and wife were in bed
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand under…
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She got worried and asked her mom
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has…
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The son asks the father
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s…
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A beautiful woman walks into a doctor office
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the window. He tells her…
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He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed
A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed. He forces the young…
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A boss said to his secretary
A boss said to his secretary I want to make love with you & I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you…
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He accidentally fronts into a woman
A man is in a hotel lobby, He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally fronts into a woman…
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Anna and blonde are walking home
Anna and blonde are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with Anna uses her…