She goes to the door opens it and sees a man
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady,…
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A hotel guest calls the front desk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to…
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Can I buy you a drink
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you…
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A couple both 78 went to a therapist
A couple, both 78, went to a therapist’s office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you.” The man asked, “Will you watch us have…
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?…
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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm…
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A man in Scotland calls his son
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your…
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Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you…
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When a woman opened the door
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman….
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The second guy says,…
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Ray and Bob two Government maintenance guys
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…
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A woman walks into the City Center link office
A woman walks into the City Center link office, trailed by 15 kids “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all mine,” the flustered mother…
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A mother and a baby camel were talking
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother replied; Well son, when…
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I got chatting to a girl in a club
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you…
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Irishman was drinking in a bar in London
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife…
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A woman is having an affair
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom…
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A fireman comes home and tells his wife
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell…
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A man walking down the street hears a voice
A man walking down the street hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big brick…