Joke of the day

One night a little girl walks in on her parents room. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them…

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. She asks: “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few…

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years. They always left the lights off when having fun. He was embarrassed and scared that…

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets…

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really big I mean really…

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from….

“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed….

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will be married 30 years,…

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices….

The madam opened the night house door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she…

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be…

A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train… Though…

Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said…

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished…

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will grant you three wishes,…

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan….

Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass…