A elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…
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A cop writing out a parking ticket
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking…
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One day her teacher a Nun
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell…
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A boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart…
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A man and his wife were having some problems
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need…
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A guy asked a girl in the library
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night…
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A man walks into a bar and orders one shot
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket…
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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender with a drunken slur. “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the…
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A man and his wife are at a restaurant
A man and his wife are at a restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “do…
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A little old lady goes to the doctor
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and…
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Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and…
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A man asked his doctor
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done…
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A pastor who shall we say
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and…
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She opens the door
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs…
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A mother took her little boy to church
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate…
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The man came to his pastor with a big problem
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed. I…
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A boy and a girl playing in the sand
I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a boy and a girl, playing in the sand. They were hard at work building an elaborate sandcastle…
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A elderly man is stopped by the police
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my…