A old man and his wife are in bed
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His wife rolls over and…
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Two friends are having drinks
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys bed time more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy bed time more than women. We are…
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Three babies are in their mother’s womb
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here.” The next one…
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Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me.” The…
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One day a little boy gets on a bus
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen and my dad was…
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had making love and got…
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Little Sally asked her dad
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in heat. Little Sally says…
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A young boy asking his father
Daddy, how was I born? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a…
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A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother
A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend…
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A teacher trying to teach good manners
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a…
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the…
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A woman cranky because her husband was late
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you…don’t bother coming after me” Then she…
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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and takes a sip of coffee. “What’s the…
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She asked the old woman behind the counter
There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her…
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He noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist…
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Four strangers traveled in the train
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75-year-old lady…
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The love session began his female partner
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for so long, he sought…
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a bare beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger…