The wife asks her husband
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him…
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A noted physio therapist
A noted physio therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has done the…
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A family are driving in their car on holidays
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and…
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A village doctor was awakened
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to…
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One day an old lady went to the doctor
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between her legs. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs”….
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Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give me a pint o’…
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Little Johnny And His Grandma
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one package, Little Johnny found…
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A Greek and Italian were sitting
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well we have the Parthenon.” Arching…
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A little old couple in their eighties was sitting
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do that?”…
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The cowboy journey to the pearly gates
A dust-covered, sharp-looking cowboy suddenly found himself standing right before St. Peter at the grand entrance of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looked over his heavy golden book, peered over…
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Three women were sitting together
One afternoon, three women were sitting together, enjoying a friendly conversation about their marriages. Before long, the discussion turned to their husbands and what life was like with each of…
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Three friends walk into a restaurant
One evening, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant. The three friends enjoyed a delicious meal, shared plenty of laughs, and had…
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A young woman visited her doctor
A young woman visited her doctor because she had noticed a strange mark on her stomach. She was curious about what had caused it and hoped the doctor could explain…
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The blonde and the road painting job
A man hired a blonde woman to paint white stripes down a long stretch of road. The job came with one simple requirement: she had to paint at least four…
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A woman was spotted heading into the woods
Sally, a blonde woman, was spotted heading into the woods carrying a small package and a large birdcage. Her friend Liz thought it was an unusual sight, but Sally didn’t…
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The ranch hand who made one big mistake
After a successful rancher passed away, he left his entire ranch to his devoted wife. She was a lovely woman who wanted to keep the business running, even though she…
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Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, enjoying a cigarette, when a woman walking past stopped to speak to him. “Excuse me, young man,” she said politely, “but you…
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A woman went into a bar and saw a cowboy
One evening, a woman walked into a bar in Waco and noticed a cowboy relaxing with his enormous feet propped up on a table. She had never seen feet quite…