The old man finally walked into the doctor
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out “So, when are you going to the doctor” “I told you, I’ll go when I feel like going.” After…
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Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two women think about…
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Johnny is taking a shower with his mother
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his…
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man…
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A guy walks into his doctor office
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc says, “Well, I’ll have…
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The interviewer calls in the mathematician
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.”…
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The cop said to the kid
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid,…
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A old man is sitting on a park bench crying
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, “I’m…
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Two cannibals meet one day
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ’em, I’ve roasted ’em, I’ve stewed ’em, I’ve…
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Two women friends had gone out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed…
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He called his mother from college and asked
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send you some money, dear,”…
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A student comes to a young professor
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to…
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She confided in him that she was pregnant
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant….
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Two old farmers Joe and Bob
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of 30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe…
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A old woman is riding in an elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume….
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A man meets woman at a bar and asks
A man meets woman at a bar and asks her “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams. “Yes!” The man then…
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Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren…
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Three boys were sitting on the curb
Three 7-year-old boys were sitting on the curb one day saying what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first boy said, “When I grow up I want…