Joke of the day

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had make…

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had…

A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my weapon!” The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that…

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the rubber pack display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man…

An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard of hearing. The doctor…

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heather hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, “A penny for your…

A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they…

A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a…

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she’s so down. “My…

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of…

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.” The woman said, “I’m…

This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks….

Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell manhood in the air.”…

A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into…

They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the…

An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And the woman replied,…

This man goes into the doctor with his ring privates in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was in Africa on safari…

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then he hears the voice…