Joke of the day

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have lovemaking with him….

A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do you have any dates?”…

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think…

There were two call girls, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful call girl used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but the ugly one made…

This old man went to a whorehouse and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room “69”. He got in there…

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What…

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love harassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust, he decided to…

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the…

Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the older man asked the…

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her…

A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with…

Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks the first one. “No,” says the second guy. “Why do you love this bar?” The…

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and…

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. “Where the hell have…

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man…

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure…

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.” “Me…

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK,…