Relationship Jokes

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she…

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says,…

Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they…

A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to…

Little Johnny and his father were walking in the park. They saw two dogs having make love. Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing, dad?” Dad replies, “They’re making puppies.”…

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation…

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights. After several…

An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife…

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man…

A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was: “I would take half…

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E,…

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do…

Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My mother is better than…

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s melons a little feel and says, “Mother,…

The Russian couple make love life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow’s first make love store opened up across the street. “Olga, why don’t you go out…

A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth,…

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong, dearest?” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling,” sobbed the wife, “I…