A man and woman were in bedroom
One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady parted her legs, the…
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A girl asks her father
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?” ”…
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A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, Wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would…
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A young blonde fears her husband
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a…
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Jack at the grocery store
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. The lady takes him to the bathroom and takes off her shirt and corset, and…
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A old lady talk to her husband
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and melons…
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Peter sat at his dying wife
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. “Pete darling,” she breathed, “I’ve a confession to make before I go… I… I’m the…
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A farmer walks into his bedroom
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over to his wife who’s laying in bed. “See!” he yells, “This is the pig I…
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A husband and wife are moving
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks…
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A young couple is on their honeymoon
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife…
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A husband asks his wife
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after…
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One night at a dance club
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The…
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She told her husband
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it…
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A guy and his wife are sitting
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied…
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A husband exclaims to his wife
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances…
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The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?”…
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A Little Girl And A Little Boy
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He said, “Sure! What do…
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Divorced Barbie
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping…