An 8-year-old girl went to her dad
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is make love?” The Dad was surprised that she would ask such…
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I would like to share a personal experience
I would like to share a personal experience I had about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DWI. As you know,…
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Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf
Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Sam said, ‘Wow I have never seen…
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He greets the priest and says
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks, ‘Is it a confession,…
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She told her new husband
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a pure.” “What?” said the…
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A man was walking down the beach
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he will grant him…
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A guy was limping so his friend asked
A man was walking down the street with a noticeable limp when his friend spotted him. “Hey, what happened to your foot?” his friend asked. “Oh, nothing serious,” the man…
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Johnny comes back from school crying
Johnny came home from school one afternoon with tears in his eyes. His mother immediately noticed and asked, “Johnny, what happened? Why are you crying?” Johnny sniffled and said, “Mommy,…
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A farmer buys a young rooster
A farmer buys a young rooster and brings him home. The moment he enters the yard, the rooster gets to work and impresses the farmer by keeping all 150 hens…