Joke of the day

A young boy came home from school looking unusually serious. “Dad,” he said, “my math teacher wants to see you.” His father looked worried. “Why? What happened?” “Well, she asked…

Ted had a reputation for coming home after a long night out and falling asleep before he even realized he had reached the bedroom. One evening, he stumbled through the…

A wealthy man came home one evening, looked over the household expenses, and immediately became frustrated. “Honey, have you seen these bills?” he asked. “Our expenses are getting completely out…

Two friends decided to have a girls’ night out while their husbands stayed home. They laughed, talked, and enjoyed themselves so much that they completely lost track of time. Just…

A few days before Valentine’s Day, a young woman was taking a relaxing afternoon nap. When she woke up, she hurried into the living room and excitedly told her husband…

Ralph came home very tired one night, climbed into bed beside his sleeping wife, and quickly fell into a deep sleep. A few moments later, he found himself standing at…

An Englishman, an American, and a Japanese man were enjoying a day of white-water rafting when they suddenly heard a tremendous roar ahead. They looked up and realized they were…

Jeff and his girlfriend, Jenny, once decided to become bank robbers. Jenny handled the dramatic part inside the banks, while Jeff waited outside as the getaway driver. Surprisingly, they were…

A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and decided to celebrate with an enormous wedding reception at his beautiful mansion. The big day finally arrived, and he married his stunning 23-year-old…

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was fascinated by his unusual way of life. Curious about how he had grown up, she began asking him questions about…

A guy and his date decided to take a quiet drive out of town and enjoy some privacy away from the busy streets. They parked along a peaceful back road,…

A duck waddles into a store and walks up to the shopkeeper. “Do you sell duck food?” the duck asks. “No,” says the shopkeeper. The duck simply waddles away. The…

A couple arrived at town hall just seconds before closing and caught the judge as he was about to leave. “Judge, could you please marry us?” they asked. “Do you…

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without enjoyment for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam took one look at…

Two hot girls were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two girls — $50.00.” A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told…

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours,…

A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year. Sunday School Teacher: “Okay class… who can tell me what are some different names used…

A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That’s a lot of heritage to inherit….