A couple lay down for bed
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, “I’m…
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A wife woke in the middle of the night
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from…
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A boy asks his dad
A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt…
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A little girl was sitting and watching
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair…
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Little Jenny walked into the kitchen
Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old are you?” she asked. “Now dear,” said her…
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The couple went to court to finalize
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went…
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Two old women are discussing
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains. “My husband…
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Harry and his wife are driving
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s…
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A couple were driving home late
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car to see whether it…
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A young couple just married
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man tossed his…
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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as…
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A father has three daughters
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She says, “Father, I wish…
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A woman goes into a adult toy shop
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He replies, “It’s not…
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The little girl is asking her mother
The little girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is make love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in details to make sure…
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Three fathers we sitting in a bar
Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is a successful doctor. In…
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He tells his doctor
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her questions.” He told his…
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A cab passenger taps the driver
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business stores in the quiet…
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate…