A couple was at the mall
A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling very out of place…
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A middle-aged guy is out to dinner
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond…
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife…
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A husband and wife were driving down
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became…
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A old couple is having breakfast
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years ago we…
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A old couple were talking
An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you slept with?” “Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all the others I was…
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A man was annoyed when his wife told
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license number. What kind of…
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A man is waiting for wife to give birth
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is…
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A wife was making a breakfast
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my…
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A old man ordered one hamburger
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front…
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A man came home from an exhausting
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it…
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The little girls approaches Tommy
A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?” “Sure! What do you…
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A husband and wife were in the bathroom
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against…
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A guy offers to buy a drink
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to the end of the…
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A man comes home from a night of drinking
A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him, “what’s the big idea…
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A man and his wife were having an argument
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and…
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A woman came home early from work
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her husband in anger: “You…
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A man asked his wife
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright…