A man and a woman had been married some time
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of woman before. How many…
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A young woman asks her mother
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s…
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his…
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A woman comes home early
A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: Believe me, darling, this is…
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She comes home and finds her husband
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. One day she comes…
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She opened the door she found her daughter
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter undressed on the…
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A woman awakes during the night
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would…
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They get married and go their honeymoon
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for…
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A blonde was with her husband shopping
A blonde was with her husband shopping and she decided that they would shop in different parts of the mall. They meet in the middle 2 hours later and she…
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She was in bed with her boyfriend
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car…
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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled…
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A old man and old woman are together
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is…
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A husband and his wife are having a fight
A husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and…
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A woman told her husband
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll…
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A mother is cleaning
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks…
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A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife…
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A elderly couple were sitting on porch
An elderly couple, vacationing at a cabin by the lake, were sitting on the porch and reminiscing about their younger years. “This is the lake where I learned how to…