A husband is at home watching a football
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks…
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A woman came up behind her husband
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in…
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus…
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A couple are playing in the annual golf
A couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife…
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A grandmother who took her little grandson
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy out to sea. She…
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Two sisters blonde and brunette
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing…
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The judge asked the husband
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went…
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A little girl is sitting on her grandpa
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then…
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A man and his wife have gone to bed
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, “What in…
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A man and his wife were in divorce court
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge…
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The phone rang at 2 in the morning
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I…
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A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man…
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A old couple were sitting on the porch
An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife. She says, “Well…
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A elderly couple visits their grandson
An elderly couple visits their grown-up grandson one night. While in the bathroom, Grandpa discovers a bottle of pills in his grandson’s medicine cupboard. “I don’t think you should take…
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The new husband told his bride
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our…
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A husband returns home one night
A husband returns home one night to find his wife in bed with a undressed man. “What are you doing?” he shouts. The wife turns to her lover and says,…
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The newlywed wife said to her husband
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of…
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The old couple were planning
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we…