She finds him sitting at the kitchen
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…
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A old couple are sitting in their chair
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old woman looks at him…
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Grandpa was telling his young grandson
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim…
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Husband and his wife are having a fight
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and storms…
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The bride immediately called her mother
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she…
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A elderly couple visits a doctor
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?”…
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A husband and wife get up
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not…
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A Husband and wife are shopping
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’…
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A dad asked a question to a little johnny
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go. Little…
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A couple had been married for 45 years
A couple had been married for 45 years. And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together…
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A couple went three days without talking
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have an early meeting…
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A Husband and wife went to have dinner
A Husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The…
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A man shops for groceries with his wife
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?”…
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A young boy and his dad went out fishing
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him….
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A man and his wife were driving down
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?” The husband thought…
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…
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A man and his wife enter a dentist
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth…
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A man and his wife were having some problems
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that he would need his…