A couple is in bed sleeping
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning….
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A woman was in bed with lover
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all…
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A old man and his wife went to doctor
An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The old man was slightly deaf…
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A older couple wakes up in the morning
An older couple wakes up in the morning and the husband looks over at his wife and says, “Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…” The wife replies, “Yes,…
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A man tells his wife
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his…
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A man and his wife were sitting
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on…
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A old couple was at home watching TV
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the funny channel. The wife…
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A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning….
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A guy and a girl are lying in bed
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to…
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A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous! What on…
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Mommy has told her little girl
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy asks. “Yes,” replies her daughter….
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A young lady came home from a date
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked….
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A schoolgirl approaches her mother
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take their clothes off and…
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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and…
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The angry wife met her husband
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good…
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He picked up the phone
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is 555-1112.” Jeff replied. “Oh,…
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A woman phones up her husband
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER “But I’ve got some good…
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A husband and wife came for counselling
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each and every problem…