Relationship Jokes

One day, little Johnny approached his father with an important birthday request. “Dad, could you buy me a bicycle that costs $200 for my birthday?” His father sighed and replied,…

Once upon a time, there was a woman married to a man named Steve, who had a habit of complaining about absolutely everything. Nothing ever pleased him, and even the…

A young woman was preparing a delicious ham dinner for her family. Before placing the ham in the baking pan, she carefully sliced off one end. Her daughter watched with…

One evening, a family sat down together for dinner. Everything was going smoothly until their young son noticed a serving of broccoli on his plate. “I’m not eating that!” the…

One evening, a married couple was watching a documentary about an African tribe whose men were said to have unusually long measurements. According to the program, the men used an…

A doctor and his wife, Marie, were enjoying a day at the golf club when she hit an incredible 300-yard drive straight down the fairway. The doctor stared in amazement….

A man arrived home late one evening, and his wife was waiting for him with her arms crossed. “Where on earth have you been?” she asked. “I went out and…

A man was sitting comfortably on the sofa, quietly reading his newspaper, when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the head with a magazine. “Hey! What…

A 45-year-old woman arrived home from her doctor’s appointment wearing the biggest smile her husband had seen in weeks. She looked so pleased with herself that he finally put down…

A young bride called her mother one evening, sounding terribly upset. “Mom, Robert doesn’t appreciate anything I do for him!” she cried. Her mother tried to calm her down. “Now,…

One afternoon, a curious little girl was sitting with her mother when she suddenly asked a big question. “Mom, how did people come into the world?” Her mother smiled and…

An elderly man was lying peacefully in bed, surrounded by his loving family. His wife sat beside him, holding his hand, while their four children stood nearby. Three of the…

An elderly couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. The next afternoon, they were sitting peacefully on their porch, enjoying the sunshine. The husband was reading the newspaper while…

A young couple had just gotten married and finally arrived at their hotel after a long, exciting wedding day. Both were nervous about their first night together, but neither wanted…

After her first day commuting into the city, a blonde wife came home looking completely exhausted. Her husband took one look at her and asked, “Honey, are you okay? You…

A husband and wife were walking down a busy shopping street when the wife suddenly stopped in front of a jewelry store. Her eyes immediately landed on a beautiful diamond…

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.”…