A old man goes to the doctor
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a…
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A couple was on their honeymoon
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m…
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The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it…
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He breaks into a house to look for money
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed….
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A guy goes over to his friend house
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out running some errands,” she…
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This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u. Husband: we’re married…
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and…
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A wife arrived home and found her husband
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed…
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe…
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A woman arrives home from work
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it…
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Jack and Betty are celebrating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now?…
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A woman and her lover are in bed
A woman and her lover are in bed together when husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in…
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Donna arrived home from work early
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait…
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A man and a woman were having dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly…
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A woman was in bed with her lover
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all…
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Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says “What does a duck…
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He opens the door
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens…
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The new bride comes out of the bathroom
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My…