Relationship Jokes

A boy and his dad are walking through the park During the walk the boy sees two men dressed as cowboys saunter by. ‘Dad, look at those bow-legged bastards!’ He…

Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the…

James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers, “Take off my corset.”…

A very loving couple had been married for over 10 years without any child and it was becoming their 11th year. Steve and Sarah stayed with each other and greatly…

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever…

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband…

A husband and wife go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. They are well dressed and well spoken, and the social workers are quite impressed with them….

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you…

A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up. Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your bum is bigger than the bbq!” She gets…

There was a young couple very much in love. On the night before they were to be married, both were killed in an automobile accident. They found themselves at the…

A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and it was while her…

A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor…

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when…

On the very first evening of their romantic honeymoon getaway at a beautiful beach side resort, the sweet, charming, and thoroughly naive blonde bride got ready for a special night….

One chilly evening, a father and his young son were sitting downstairs, relaxing together and watching television. After a while, the father began complaining that his feet were getting cold….

A divorced couple appeared before a judge to settle a difficult question: who should receive custody of their child? Both parents believed they had a good reason to raise the…

One afternoon, a worried husband called his family doctor in a panic. He explained that something completely unexpected had happened at home, and he needed help as soon as possible….

Fred and Mary had just gotten married, but they couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night together at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, Fred’s little brother,…