A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. “I have an idea,” says the father. He...
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and...
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, “What kind of noises did you hear at...
The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so...
Little Mary was not the best student in school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...