A man hires a call girl
A man hires a call girl and they go back to his house. The man says I have never had a 69 before. The call girl says okay lets try…
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How would you describe me
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about…
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A young blonde fears her husband
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a…
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Jack at the grocery store
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. The lady takes him to the bathroom and takes off her shirt and corset, and…
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A boy asked his teacher
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the teacher said “No, we’re doing the alphabet” 5 Minutes later he asked again and the…
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A hippie sees a very beautiful lady
A hippie in a bus sees a very beautiful lady and he goes to the lady and asks, “can I do my way with you?” The lady replies by saying,…
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The Boss would not allow him to leave
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he acted “Crazy” Then he…
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A old lady talk to her husband
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and melons…
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During a bank robbery
During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, “Did you see my face?” The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He…
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A man was driving his wife home
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked the officer. “No, I…
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Peter sat at his dying wife
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. “Pete darling,” she breathed, “I’ve a confession to make before I go… I… I’m the…
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Two women are walking home
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underwear to wipe herself, and the other…
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A farmer walks into his bedroom
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over to his wife who’s laying in bed. “See!” he yells, “This is the pig I…
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Two women are discussing life
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that she misses make love…
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A man wakes up in the hospital
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but…
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The maid answers the phone
A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The…
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There are three women
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to…
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A man drinks a shot of whiskey
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water…