Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in…
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Girl Friend To The Superbowl
Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked…
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Sweet Young Lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the…
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A Little Girl And A Little Boy
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He said, “Sure! What do…
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A Chinese Family
A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their…
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A Blonde and Her Car
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her…
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I’d like to try the bet!
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the…
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Divorced Barbie
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping…
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The Horn
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, “I did that by…
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A Hotel Checkin
A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go…
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Mister Fog!
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the…
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Can you lend 70 euros!
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says. “Stand in…
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Become the best person!
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. “There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil, “Before I send you…
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A Few Puns I Thought Of While Trying
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed . What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling? “Cum at me bro” Why did…
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Farts Problem
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and…
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Way Of Thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you…
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The Mistress Of The House
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman….
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Miss-know-it-all’ Woman
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…