Skirt were a bit shorter
A young Spanish teacher, fresh out of college, is hired at a public school. On her first day, the principal decides to observe, and sits down next to Little Johnny….
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Gorgeous women
Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models… Patrick said to Shane, “Have ye seen the…
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Thank God!
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side…
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A Short Nap Afternoon
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages….
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Don’t Worry About Sending An Officer!
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices….
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Where did I come from
“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait…
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A man and his wife were having some problems
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need…
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The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in…
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A elderly couple were going to Florida
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did he say”. The husband…
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A old lady went to visit her dentist
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me;…
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his…
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The captain announces over the public address system
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning and we will attempt…
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The For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining
The For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit…
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He was dipping the bucket in
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water h*le to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes…
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A man and a blonde meet in an elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for…
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A little boy walks into his parents room
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried…
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She takes her seat in the examination hall
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five…
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A old Man walked into the bank
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would…