She opened the door to see a well dressed man
An older lady was doing some house hold chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed…
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The doctor that had been seeing an old woman
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired. At her next checkup, her new doctor told her to bring a list…
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The doctor and his wife were playing golf
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said, “Wow,…
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A businessman enters a tavern
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then…
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A hotel guest calls the front desk clerk answers
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to…
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The mother gave her some advice
A Very ‘Straight and Honest’ Girl is Going To Town Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a…
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A co-worker is wearing an earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is…
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A man and his wife were awakened
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,…
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A husband and wife came for counseling
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever…
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She arrived at the Pearly Gates
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there waiting for her….
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The couple was pulled over by the police
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway police. Ma’am, did you know you were…
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent…
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A elderly couple were tour of heaven by Saint Peter
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis…
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This guy at a bar just looking at his drink
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to…
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The old forgetful couple go to a doctor
The old forgetful couple go to a doctor noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that…
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A old lady went to a bank
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.”…
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A fireman comes home from work
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell…
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A magician is working on a Cruise Ship
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship with him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit of ruining his show. Whenever…