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The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers...
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview, the reporter noticed that the yard was...
