There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “S**x?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no!...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him: “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to...
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted...
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she...
Tom called the police helpline and said, “Hey! I am in urgent need of help.” The attendant asked, “Calm down and tell me what happened.” Tom...