Funny Jokes

A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and tells him the gas…

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she just stands in front…

The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He…

Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly said, “Oh, I’m sorry,…

Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day The first man, tool, married a woman from Kentucky,…

One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath before she spoke. “I’m…

A man is working in a toy store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black toy? He replies $50 for the black one, $50…

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine glasses?” the maid…

I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility. Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as about to get in…

One late Saturday night, a young guy walks 18-year-old Rachel to her front door. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny…

A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assignment, so she started…

There are three girls on a island. They are blonde, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says, “Go home already. i will…

Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late to call the local…

There are four guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an american guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all asked, why did you…

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My…

A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other “what is it?” They both replied…

A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with him ‘professor, do u…

A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this TV.” The manager said, “sorry we don’t sell to blondes.” The blonde was so mad,…