A woman goes to her boyfriend parents
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…
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On his first day on the job
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side…
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Two West rednecks were out hunting
Two West rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size….
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A farmer and a baker who did business
Once upon a time, there lived a farmer and a baker who did business with each other. The farmer sold a pound of butter to the baker everyday and the…
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A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing…
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A man goes to the doctor and complains
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please…
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Two men both seriously ill same hospital room
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid…
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A son took his old father to a restaurant
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Other diners…
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a…
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There was an engineer who had an exceptional
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Many years later the…
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A man reading a book by candle light
A man, reading a book by candle light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because he had a long…
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A man went to God and asked
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it. The man…
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A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him…
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A old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them…
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A boy was in the market with his sister
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and looked back. His sister…
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A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse
A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse, said “Praise the Lord,”…
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A young man approached the foreman
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first” said the foreman. The young man stepped forward…
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A young man asked an old rich man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932, the depth…