A daughter complained to her father
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired…
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A man comes home from working at a pickle factory
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing. I just… well… recently…
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A boy who was a witness to a crime
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone tell you what to…
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A blonde nun was praying in her room
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your…
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A hunter had been out hunting bear
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set his rifle down and…
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A man goes into a pet shop
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left…
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A man is admitted to the hospital
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain. The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the patient’s EKG he noticed…
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Lion King Of The Jungle
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling…
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A boy was walking down the street
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street,… When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of…
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A old man was lying in his death bed
An old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, He…
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Frank went to the gym
Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg guaranteed”, “loose 3 kg…
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Two old farmers are talking
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I had the same problem…
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This woman husband had been slipping
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came…
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Three women were sitting in a bar
Three women were sitting in a bar, burnette, redhead, and a blonde they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked…
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Three married men are sitting in a pool club
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the worst. My prudish wife…
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One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Woman: “OMG – Hurry!…
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Two couples were playing a round of poker
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent…
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Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said “that’s Mr.wiggles”. Timmy wanted…