A man and his wife were having an argument
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and…
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A married man and his secretary
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon…
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A woman came home early from work
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her husband in anger: “You…
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The patient was lying in bed
The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you,”…
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A young man asked an old rich man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth…
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A husband was sitting quietly reading
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of the head with…
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A blonde goes out for a walk
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other…
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A man asked his wife
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright…
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The man said to his boss
“I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The gas…
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A couple lay down for bed
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, “I’m…
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He goes to his doctor for checkup
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very…
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A blonde goes for a job interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’ The blonde counts…
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A blonde was hard up for money
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her work….
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A third grade teacher asked her students
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went first, “My daddy is…
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A wife woke in the middle of the night
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from…
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She stared at him as he introduced himself
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and a lady came to…
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A old man goes to the Wizard
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says “maybe,…
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A mangy looking guy goes into a bar
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The guy says “You’re right….