Frank and John left the bar
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in…
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A bus full of ugly people
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want…
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A teacher fell asleep in class
A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in…
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A man in a hospital bed
A man in a hospital bed called for his doctor & asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that he doubted the man…
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A blonde goes into a nearby store
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t…
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A blonde came home from school
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only…
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A blonde was so upset about
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by…
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Harry and his wife are driving
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s…
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A man walked into an insurance office
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t afford to be without…
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Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest animal in the world…
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A couple were driving home late
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car to see whether it…
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A woman was out driving
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a long queue began to…
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A man walks up to a woman in his office
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair…
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A new teacher was getting to know
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl said: “My name is…
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A little old lady tried to phone
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center in India. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked….
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A young couple just married
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man tossed his…
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The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar
The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar: “What’ll you have?” The guy answered: “A scotch, please.” The bartender handed him the drink and said: “That’ll be $5.” The…
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A man walked into a bar and ordered
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured him a shot of…