A kid walks into a class
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.” Then another…
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A man runs to the doctor
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?”…
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Doctor put her on a diet
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days, skip a day and…
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A woman was working at a bank
One day a woman was working at a bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says: “sir you do realize…
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Sarah goes to school
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand,…
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A boy goes to the drug store
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber pack?” Dad: “Those are…
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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as…
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A father has three daughters
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She says, “Father, I wish…
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A man strolls into a pharmacy
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right…
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A rich lady gives her butler the night off
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was…
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A deaf man enters a pharmacy
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so the deaf man puts…
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A woman goes into a adult toy shop
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He replies, “It’s not…
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The alcoholic came to the yoga school
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think I am ready….
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I have an emergency
Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. Is she there with you right now? No, she is probably on her way to my house….
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A young lady is buying a box
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker to go and check…
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Grandchildren asked their grandfather
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came true. My first dream…
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The little girl is asking her mother
The little girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is make love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in details to make sure…
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A blonde woman walks into bank
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the woman. “How can I…