A man walks into a bar and sees a man
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get that?” The man asks….
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Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word ‘fascinate’ properly in a…
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A young pot head starts to smoke
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops. After a few minutes,…
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Frank came into work late one day
Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you give me a good reason…
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Three fathers we sitting in a bar
Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is a successful doctor. In…
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He tells his doctor
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her questions.” He told his…
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A man was driving down the highway
A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up and pulls ahead. As…
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Mrs. Smith asked her students
The first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and said: “My favorite letter is…
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Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper
It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him. “Dad, I’m pregnant,” confessed…
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A cab passenger taps the driver
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business stores in the quiet…
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She asks a man standing by
Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s at?” The man looked…
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The teacher asked the students
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the teacher said. “What animal’s…
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A old man came to his doctor
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On my way here until…
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A man and his wife were driving
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?” The husband thought…
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate…
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into…
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Wife sent a message to her husband
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you. Husband: Who is Rita ? Wife: Nothing,…
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A guy goes into a bar and seats
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few…