A little kid walks into a city bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be…
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A guy in a bar stands up and says
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says, “Why? Are you a…
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After a long night of making love
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked…
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A man walks into a bar sits down
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He…
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This guy goes to a doctor
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “Doc, I think my weapon is just too damn small,” he says. The doctor asks…
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A drunk walks into a bar and says
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that,…
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A 70 year old man went to his doctor
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring…
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A man goes into a bar and seats
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with…
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A little boy goes up to his father
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions,…
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A man walked into a bar on a slow night
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink and he said, “No…
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Joe is sitting on a train
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her…
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a…
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Three women were sitting around
Three women were sitting around talking about their make love lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his…
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A drunk walked into a bar crying
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the drunk, “Just a few…
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A man was walking one day
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn….
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A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said…
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A little girl walks into her parents
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s undressed. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks,…
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This newly couple were on honeymoon
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u. Husband: we’re married…