Two lawyers are having a drink
Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly the devil was standing…
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A man walked into a lawyer office
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. “$50.00 for three questions”, replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer…
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Mrs. Samson asks her class
Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she…
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A professor at the University
A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, “How many folk here believe in ghosts?” About…
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A lady was filling her tank at a gas
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank…
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A rookie police officer was assigned
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse some people who were…
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A man walking along the beach
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced the genie. “But there…
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Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie…
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A guy walked into a bar and ordered
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp. “Wow,” said the bartender….
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A teacher asks her class
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class. But the teacher knows…
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Bill and Mary were married
Bill and Mary were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends. Mary…
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Three guys are in a doctor office
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge…
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What can I get you
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man. “6…
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A man came home just in time
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage…
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This elderly couple is watching television
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers…
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A guy rings his boss
A guy rings his boss, “I can’t come to work today.” The boss asks, “Why?” The Guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes”, the boss asks? “I…
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A couple of young guys were fishing
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one of the boys threw…
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Two fishermen travel 100 miles
Two fishermen travel 100 miles to try out a new fishing spot. They buy a variety of bait and lures and rent a boat. After a long day of fishing,…