This elderly lady went to the doctor
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had make…
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This guy is walking with his friend
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in recession, my stomach is…
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A man was sitting in a bar
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them….
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A wife woke up from her night’s sleep
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tools in this place, “she began, “the big…
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A man and a woman were dating
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had…
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A woman went to the Post Office
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman….
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A Russian couple are walking
A Russian couple are walking when it begins to precipitate. The man, Rudolph tells his wife it is raining but she insists that it is snowing. Again and again she…
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A rather confident man walks into a bar
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch…
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A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my weapon!” The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that…
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A overweight blonde consulted her doctor
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much…
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A man comes to his doctor
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have lovemaking with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man to…
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A man walks into a drug store
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the rubber pack display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man…
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Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a rubber pack onto his weapon. In an attempt to…
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A guy walks into a bar sits down
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says “Wow, cool…
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A man is sitting on a train across
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of…
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Two dwarfs go into a bar
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an…
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A old man is in the surgery
An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard of hearing. The doctor…
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A doctor goes to his office
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file…