A old couple go to a doctor
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they have make love. While…
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A old man was having his annual checkup
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year…
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A drunk walks into a bar and orders
A drunk walks into a bar and orders a glass of whisky. He takes several gulps and dies a sudden death. In Heaven he begs of God, “Please, bring me…
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A man went fishing one day
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he…
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The doctor looked benignly at the woman
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.” The woman said, “I’m…
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A wife found her husband standing
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face…
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A guy walks into a post office
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all…
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A very shy guy goes into a pub
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his…
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a…
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This guy goes into a doctor
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks….
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A Chinese man had three daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a man with three dragons…
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Billy came home from school
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about make love education.” She smiled, and said, “At least…
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Two bikers were talking at a bar
Two bikers were talking at a bar. “How’s married life?” asks the first. “It’s fine,” says the second. “How’s the make love?” asks the first. “Fine,” says the second, “At…
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Two drunks sitting at the bar
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a make love life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half…
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Two call girls were on a street corner
Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell manhood in the air.”…
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A guy steps into an elevator
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into…
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A elderly man and woman sitting
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have lovemaking with you…
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Three young women are at a cocktail party
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other. The first one says,…