A husband, wife and their son walk
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says “I’ll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla.” He then…
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A chemistry teacher wanted to teach
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass…
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A Scottish lad and lass were sitting
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heather hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, “A penny for your…
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The doctor came out and said
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or…
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A fisherman was lying beach
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf….
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Peter met him at the gates of heaven
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. “Sorry, old man,” Peter said, “But I can’t let you in. You see the big book here…
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A lady approaches her priest
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they…
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A Irishman walks into a bar
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn….
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A man buys several sheep
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help….
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A blind man walks into a restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry,…
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A young teen aged girl was a call girl
A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a…
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A boy selling fish
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and asked why he was…
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A wonderful night of love making
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the…
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A man and a woman are sitting
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she’s so down. “My…
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he…
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He asks his father for help
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His father looks…
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A young girl went to her family doctor
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been…
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A young man goes to a doctor
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of…