A woman is in bed with her lover
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just lying there, enjoying the…
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A little boy came downstairs crying
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he sobbed. “In a way…
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A blonde wanting to earn some money
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first…
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There was this guy at a bar
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to…
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A man and his wife went to bed
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered,…
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He asks the first guy to stand
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: “What is your name?” he asked. “John,” the guy…
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A young man and his wife decided
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They…
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A doubter was spending a quiet day fishing
An doubter was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat…
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Memory problems
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them….
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A burglar broke into a house one night
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a…
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Jane met Tarzan in the jungle
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for make love….
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A woman came home to find her husband
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric…
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The pretty teacher was concerned
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”…
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A husband and wife decided
A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have lovemaking without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word…
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Two women friends had gone out
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed…
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The bride tell her husband
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply,…
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an…
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A man is traveling through the jungle
A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up for the night. After…