A female secretary was helping her new boss
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting…
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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, “You know, last week…
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A blonde went up to a soda machine
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into…
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Josh was sat in his garden
Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grandson what…
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A man is waiting for wife to give birth
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is…
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Two lawyers were walking along
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. That was the end…
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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root…
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A wife was making a breakfast
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my…
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A little boy was afraid of the dark
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned…
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A old man ordered one hamburger
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front…
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A bunch of girls had become upset
A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropology professor who had a knack of offending women. They decided the next time he did something offensive, they would all…
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Three older ladies were discussing
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and…
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” the…
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A guy is riding the bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He…
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A man moved to a mountain top
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there…
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A man came home from an exhausting
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it…
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The little girls approaches Tommy
A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?” “Sure! What do you…
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer…