A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife…
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A man went into a local tavern
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, “This is a special day,…
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A laywoman was driving down
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take…
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A husband and wife were driving down
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became…
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you know that beautiful girl…
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A woman goes into a dentist office
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth….
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A man sits down at a bar
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he finishes that, he again…
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A man walks pass a beggar on the corner
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his…
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The girl approaches the boy
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do…
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A old couple is having breakfast
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years ago we…
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A old couple were talking
An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you slept with?” “Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all the others I was…
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A guy goes into a drug store
A guy goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to…
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A man meets a woman at a bar and asks
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams. “Yes!” The man…
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A police officer was investigating an accident
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, “He wouldn’t…
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Two old women were sitting on a bench
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other…
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A man was annoyed when his wife told
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license number. What kind of…
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The man took out his wallet
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The…
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A married couple went to the hospital
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion…