Way Of Thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you…
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Miss-know-it-all’ Woman
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…
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Student And Teacher Talk
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will jump in the lake…
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Two Senior Widows
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I…
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An Old Physician And A Young Physician
An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get…
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The Best Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest…
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Where did I come from
“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait…
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his…
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A man and a blonde meet in an elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for…
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She takes her seat in the examination hall
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five…
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A old Man walked into the bank
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would…
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A co-worker is wearing an earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is…
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She arrived at the Pearly Gates
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there waiting for her….
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A elderly couple were tour of heaven by Saint Peter
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis…
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A elderly couple had dinner
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one…
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Two little boys were lying on stretchers
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, “What are…
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A lawyer tries to make conversation when barber
A lawyer tries to make conversation when barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in lawyer’s ear: This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the world! Look, watch out…
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Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my…