A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over…
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Little Leroy came into the kitchen
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what…
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A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the…
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A mother was working in the kitchen
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the…
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was…
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Four men were bragging about cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth…
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A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border,…
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She asked her mother to go out
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so…
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He decided to ask his friend for advice
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend for advice….
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A magazine reporter is traveling through
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake…
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Two guys are driving along in a car
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every…
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A farmer walks into a lawyer office
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-vorce-ees” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied the lawyer. “Do you…
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A old man approached the receptionist
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctors waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s something wrong…
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Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my wiener getting cold when…
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She had stayed by his bedside every single day
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came…
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A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and…
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A old professor who started every class
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, The women in the class decided to walk out the next time…
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A old man walked out onto a frozen lake
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited…